Merry Fitness To You
December 17, 2008
(sung to the tune of Merry Christmas To You)
Biceps roasting like they are on fire
Your trainer keeps you on your toes
Barking orders to do more and go higher
And folks on their bikes in spinning rows.
Everybody knows a workout and a yoga pose
Help to make the season bright
Tiny knots in your muscles you know
Will put you fast asleep tonight
They know that Santa’s on his way
To having a heart attack on his sleigh
And every mother’s child will give a sigh
They know his cholesterol is way too high
And so I’m offering this fitness phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
You look like you’ve lost weight, have you?
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