Fitness Bells
December 16, 2008
Fitness Bells
(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing to the gym
To get my workout in
So when I dress tonight
My clothes won’t feel so tight
Be sure to drink eggnog
But don’t get really drunk
You’ll wake up in a fog
And in a really awful funk
Ohhh Fitness Bells! Fitness Bells!
Fitness all the way
Oh what fun! I’ll be your guide
And ask how much you weigh-ay!
Fitness Bells! Fitness Bells!
Fitness all the way
Oh what fun! To laugh and spin
-Hands off the fudge buffet!
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a bite
And soon I must confide
My ass was twice as wide
There’s no one else to thank
If there’s more back there to spank
Just get your daily workout in
You’ll have Mizz Hoff to thank
Ohhh Fitness Bells! Fitness Bells!
Fitness saves the day
Oh what fun to start the year
With no toys in your sleigh.
Happy Holidays from My Workout World!
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